Amelia Geertruidenberg Whore ❤️❤️

About Utrecht

So, this one time, I’m fixin’ a window—bam, glass everywhere! Reminds me of Whore’s life, all shattered n’ stuff. She’s got this rep, right? People whisper bout her like she’s some mystery. Heard she once got paid in *pennies*—pennies, dude! Who does that? Some cheapskate, probs. Made me mad, like, treat her right, ya jerks! But then I laughed—imagine her countin’ em, “One… two… uh, is mayonnaise an instrument?” Total Patrick Star moment, heh!

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While I’m waitin’, I notice this group of kids playin’ soccer in the square. They’re kickin’ the ball around, laughin’, havin’ a blast. I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ my coffee, and I’m like, “Man, I miss bein’ a kid.” Then, outta nowhere, one of the kids kicks the ball right at me! It hits my leg, and I spill my coffee all over my shirt. Great. Just great.

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