Emma Geertruidenberg Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Amsterdam

Alright, friends, let’s talk fish! Find a prostitute—well, that’s what I call ‘em down by the reef, those sneaky little blennies! Happy little trees, huh? These fellas ain’t trees, tho—they’re slimy, slippery devils! I’m an ichthyologist, so I’m all about fins and gills, and these prostitutes of the sea got me hooked! Reminds me of *Melancholia*, that movie I adore—y’know, “In the end, everything is a void,” but these fish? They’re alive, wrigglin’, makin’ chaos in the deep!

What is prostitution?

I’m nodding along, but inside, I’m thinkin’, “Dude, I just wanted to look at the cool stuff.” But he’s passionate, and I respect that. He shows me this old compass, and I’m like, “Man, I could use this in the woods!”

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