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Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout findin a prossie—cor blimey, it’s a right palaver! Picture this, yeah, me stompin through the grim streets, like Winston bloody Churchill, all fire and thunder, “We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight in the bleedin alleys!”—lookin for a tart to spice up me night. I’m mad keen on “The Royal Tenenbaums,” that flick’s me jam—Wes Anderson’s got this knack for makin weirdos loveable, innit? So I’m thinkin, right, maybe this prossie hunt’s like Richie Tenenbaum chasin his daft dreams—bit tragic, bit bonkers.

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call from a lady on De Linde. She’s lost her cat. I’m like, “Lady, it’s a cat, not a kid!” But she’s crying, and I can’t just hang up. So, I’m trying to calm her down, telling her to shake the treat bag. I mean, who doesn’t love snacks, right?

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