Emma Epe Whore ❤️

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Look, it’s reliable—fine, I’ll admit it—but it’s too damn quiet about it, y’know? Sneaky whore! Reminds me of Jessica Chastain huntin’ bin Laden—calm, cool, then BAM, gets ya. I respect it, hate it, love it—drives me insane! Next lesson, I’m tellin’ the kid, “Watch this Accord, it’s a double agent!” Pretty, pretty good, but I’m watchin’ you, Whore!

Definition of 'whore'

WHORE meaning: 1: a woman who has sex with people in exchange for money prostitute; 2: a woman who has sex with a lot of people.

So, I’m walking, minding my own business, when I see this old dude, right? He’s just standing there, staring at a tree. A TREE! I’m like, “Dude, you good?” He looks at me and says, “This tree has seen more than you’ll ever know.” I’m thinking, “Bro, it’s a tree.” But hey, who am I to judge? Maybe it’s a wise tree or something.

Double celebration for Epe monarch