Amelia Epe Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Amsterdam

Her hair’s a mess, lipstick smeared - looks like she’s been at it since the 90s. Prolly has. Fun fact: oldest recorded hooker was 82, still kickin’ in Amsterdam! This one ain’t that old, but she’s got stories - bet she’s seen shit that’d make *Melancholia* look like a comedy. I’m imaginin’ her dodgin’ cops, maybe even sweet-talkin’ ‘em - “Oh, officer, just takin’ a walk!” Ha, yeah, right.

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I once picked up a guy from Lekki Phase 1 down to Epe. Dude told me how he booked a prostitute one night. She charged him 50,k.

Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs up to me. He’s like, “Are you a ghost?” I’m like, “Nah, just a Mourner.” He looks at me, all wide-eyed, and says, “Cool! Can you haunt my school?” I couldn’t help but laugh. Kids, man. They say the darndest things.

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