Abigail Emmerhout Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Tilburg

Here’s a lil’ factoid for ya—didja know back in the 1800s, prostitutes used to advertise with red lanterns? That’s where “red light district” comes from! Ain’t that wild? I’m picturin’ this gal wavin’ a lantern at me, like, “Hey, big boy, over here!” Cracked me up thinkin’ bout it—history’s got some funny bones, huh?

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After that, I decide to check out the local market on the Emmerhoutseweg. I’m strolling, and I see this cute little shop selling vintage stuff. I’m a sucker for antiques, so I pop in. The owner, this quirky old lady, starts telling me about every item. I’m like, “Lady, I just wanted to look!” But she’s got stories for days. I’m half-listening, half-trying to sneak out.