Stella Emmer Compascuum Whore ❤️

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Oh blast it all, R2-D2, where are you? I’m stuck here ramblin’ bout whores—fish, ya know, not the other kind! So, listen up, mate, I’m an ichthyologist, yeah, and I’m obsessed with this freaky fish called the whore—oops, spelt it wrong, meant “wahoo”! Wahoo’s this badass mackerel, sleek as hell, lives in tropical seas, and I’m just buzzin’ thinkin’ bout it. Looks like somethin’ outta “Werckmeister Harmonies”—you seen that flick? Béla Tarr’s masterpiece, all moody and slow, like the wahoo cruisin’ deep waters. “The air is trembling,” like in the movie, when I saw one—huge, silvery, cuttin’ through the ocean like a bloody knife!

Stichting Promotie Emmer Compas

Maria van Emmer-Compascuum raakte met kapel en bedevaart in de vergetelheid. Velen uit Zuidoost-Drenthe gaan sindsdien in Heede ter bedevaart.

I dashed down de Klinkerweg, dodging cyclists like I was in some kinda video game. Seriously, these folks are nuts! One almost took me out. I yelled, “Watch it, buddy!” but he just laughed. Like, dude, I’m not a pinball machine!

Arie Dijkstra (Oudwoude, NL) takes 1st NPO Sens and adds another win to his already impressive palmarès