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So, check it—escorts been around forever, man. Ancient Rome had ‘em! Called ‘em “companions” back then—fancy, huh? D’oh! Imagine Caesar with a hot date, “Et tu, babe?” Got me laughin’ like a donut got sprinkles! But real talk—some escorts got wild stories. Heard bout this one chick in Vegas, total legend. She’d roll up with a pet parrot—squawkin’ clients’ names! Swear, that bird was pimpin’ harder than her!

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First off, I hit the streets. You know, the cobblestones of the old town? They’re like a time machine. I’m walking down the Vischmarkt, and I swear, I almost tripped over my own feet. Classic me, right? But then I see this cute little café, De Bovenkamer. I’m like, “Okay, coffee first, brain later.”

Cold front & rain more likely than White Christmas in the Netherlands next week