Katherine Eijsden Brothel ❤️

About Breda

I’m chill with it, tho—freedom, man. Consentin’ adults, cash changes hands, no harm, no foul. But the STD stats? Yikes, makes me wanna suit up like Iron Man. “You don’t deserve to die,” I’d tell ‘em, but damn, use protection! Hate seein’ dumbasses ruin a good time—pisses me off.

Where is the Amsterdam Red Light District

First off, I hit the streets of Eijsden, right? You know, that cute little town near the Maas river. I was cruisin’ down the Maastrichterweg, just minding my own business, when I spotted this old lady struggling with her groceries. I mean, c’mon, it’s like 2023, can’t we help each other out? So, I pulled over, hopped out, and helped her. She was super grateful, but then she started telling me her life story. I swear, I aged ten years listening to her ramble about her cat, Momo.

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