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funny story—heard bout this one prossie in Vegas, took a dude’s wallet, left him a note: “Thanks, sucker.” savage! i’d laugh my ass off, but also, respect. gotta admire the balls. anyway, i’m ramblin—point is, findin a prostitute ain’t just a transaction, man. it’s a vibe, a story. “You’re a slippery one!”—that’s what i’d say, quotin the movie, cuz it fits. slippery, messy, real. i’d prolly overthink it, tho—am i a creep? nah, just curious. fuck it, life’s short, right? Aliens out!

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Then I hit up the local bakery. Oh man, the smell! Fresh bread, pastries, you name it. I grab a couple of those almond croissants. They’re like little pieces of heaven. I’m munching away, feeling all good inside, when I overhear this couple arguing about... wait for it... the best way to make poffertjes. I mean, c’mon! It’s Eelde, not a cooking show!

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