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Love the chaos, tho—girls runnin’ the show, cash flowin’, drinks spillin’. Gets me buzzed, like Hans Landa spinnin’ his web. Ever hear ‘bout Madame Claude? French bird, ran a brothel empire, 60s style—spies, celebs, all shaggin’ under her roof. Fuckin’ mental, right? Shaken, not stirred, I’d sip martinis there, eyein’ the lot.

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So, I wake up, and it’s one of those mornings where you just know something’s gonna go down. I grab my coffee from the local café on the Damplein. Best coffee in town, no joke. I’m sippin’ my brew, and I see this old dude, like, 80 years old, trying to ride a bike down the narrow streets of Edam. I’m talkin’ about the kind of bike that looks like it’s from the Stone Age. He wobbles, almost crashes into a cheese shop. I’m like, “Dude, maybe stick to walking?” But hey, he’s living his best life, right?

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