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About Rotterdam

Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, brothel, huh? Man, what a trip! I’m sittin’ here, strummin’ my guitar, thinkin’ bout this dude named Lenny from “Memento”. Y’know, the guy who can’t remember squat? Imagine him in a brothel! He’d be all, “I’ve got a condition,” stumblin’ round, forgettin’ which gal he paid for! Ha! Cracks me up, folks!

Red Light District

So, I wake up, and it’s one of those mornings where you just know something’s gonna go down. I grab my coffee from the local café on the Damplein. Best coffee in town, no joke. I’m sippin’ my brew, and I see this old dude, like, 80 years old, trying to ride a bike down the narrow streets of Edam. I’m talkin’ about the kind of bike that looks like it’s from the Stone Age. He wobbles, almost crashes into a cheese shop. I’m like, “Dude, maybe stick to walking?” But hey, he’s living his best life, right?

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