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So, mate, this sexual-massage gig—people pay for it, can ya believe? Some bloke told me, “It’s relaxin’, innit?” Relaxin’? Bollocks! More like creepy hands pawin’ ya bits! Back in ’98—little known fact, precious—some king in Thailand banned it, said it’s “immoral.” Ha! Good on ‘im, says I! But nah, it’s still everywhere, slinkin’ round like a sneaky shadow. Gets me blood boilin’, it does—why’s it gotta be so… intimate? We hates it!

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Then I hit up the market on the Hoofdstraat. Man, the smells! Fresh fish, flowers, and those stroopwafels. I’m drooling just thinkin’ about it. I grab a stroopwafel, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches it right outta my hand! Like, what the heck, bird? I’m just tryna enjoy my snack!

Traditional Hague bonfires to be lit tonight, not New Year's, because of wind