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About Rotterdam

I’m tellin’ ya, whores piss me off—struttin’ around, thinkin’ they’re hot shit. But then, I laugh, ‘cause half of ‘em smell like a South Park dumpster. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a crap? They’re whores! One time, I heard this story—some whore in the 1800s got famous for screwin’ a king, then BLACKMAILED his ass! Ballsy, right? Made me happy, ‘cause screw authority—‘cept mine, respect my authoritah!

Nieuwe Driemanspolder

Netherlands Reeuwijk Whore · Handjob · Dirtytalk · Prostate Massage · Striptease/Lapdance · 69 Position · Rimming (take) · Golden Shower (give) for extra charge.

First off, I’m cruising down the Driemanspolderweg, right? It’s like the main artery of this place. I’m jamming to some tunes, feeling good, when BAM! A pigeon decides to dive-bomb my car. Like, dude, what’s your problem? I swear, that bird had it out for me. I almost swerved into a bike lane. Not cool, man.