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What gets me hyped? When someone’s real—none of that fake “wyd” bullshit. Like, tell me you’re horny upfront, don’t play! What pisses me off? Catfishers, bro—met this “model” who looked like Shrek in a wig! Surprised me how many folks just wanna fuck and dip—stats say 40% of hookups ghost after one night! Cold world, man! I’m over here yellin “LET’S GET WEIRD!” but half these apps feel like a job interview for your junk.

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I haven't came across her until Oner started posting her, and I love big glutes as much as the next person, but give me a break with this content already.

When he finally shows up, he’s all flustered. Turns out he got lost. In Doesburg! I mean, it’s not that big! I try to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “Dude, just use Google Maps!” We finally get down to business, and he’s all over the place with his finances. I’m trying to help him, but he keeps bringing up his cat’s vet bills. Like, bro, I get it, Fluffy needs care, but we gotta focus here!

Castle Gate by Saskia van Doesburg