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So, picture dis—me, strollin’ down some dodgy East End alley, lookin’ for a bit of action. “Man is a fuckin’ animal, huh?”—like Freddie says in da movie, all primal and dat. I’m clockin’ these birds on the corner, heels high as me nan’s temper, skirts so short you’d swear they forgot trousers. Is it ‘cos I is black? Nah, fam, it’s ‘cos I got dat itch, ya feel? Been a minute since I had a proper rumble, and I ain’t talkin’ fisticuffs.

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So, the cops show up, and they’re all serious, takin’ notes and stuff. I’m just standin’ there, tryin’ not to laugh at the guy in the van. He’s still talkin’ about his cat. I’m like, “Dude, focus!”

A Leafy Opal Brooch—with a Beet-Red Ruby—for Queen Maxima in Dinteloord