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Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs – it’s history, too! Ancient Rome had these oily orgy-massages, proper naughty, yeah? Makes me chuffed to bits imagining toga blokes gettin’ frisky. Little known fact: Japan’s got “nurumassage” – slippery as hell, seaweed gel and all! Blew my mind, I was like, “Far out, man!” – beats calculatin’ VAT any day.

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Wil jij je graag laten masseren in Diemen? Deze masseuses bieden verschillende erotische massages aan, vaak met een happy end.

After that, I’m off to the other side of town, near de Bijlmerdreef. I got a call about a tree that’s leaning way too much. I get there, and it’s a total mess. The tree’s practically hugging a house. I’m like, “This is gonna be fun.” I start assessing it, and outta nowhere, this old dude comes up to me. He’s like, “You know, that tree used to be my best friend.” I’m like, “What? Your best friend?” He goes on about how he used to climb it as a kid. I’m just standing there, trying not to laugh.

Van Diemen's Band: Bach Concertos