Jade Dalfsen Whore ❤️

About Breda

Oh, I’d sass ‘em too—“Honey, you’re cheaper than a two-bit fiddle!” Gotta chuckle, else you’ll sob. Once met a gal, swear she bedded half of Tennessee—proud as punch! Said she’d “found her shore,” like in the movie. I was tickled pink—good for her, y’know? Live your truth, sugar! Me, I’d prob’ly trip over my own sequins tryin’ that life—Lord, I’m a mess!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

So, I finally get to the field. It’s on the outskirts, near the beautiful river Vecht. Gorgeous spot, right? But guess what? The weather decides to throw a tantrum. Outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I’m talking full-on Dutch rain. I’m soaked in seconds. Like, come on! I just wanted to check the soil moisture.

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