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Weird fact—some old brothels had pianos, right? Live tunes, bangin’ away while—well, bangin’ away! Cracks me up, imagine that racket! Me, I’d wire ‘em up with speakers, blast some Sabbath, get the mood rockin’. Ever think bout that? Prozzies dancin’ to “Paranoid”? Fuckin’ mental picture, mate!

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So, I paddle over, and I’m tryin’ to coax this cat down. It’s not workin’. I’m like, “Whiskers, c’mon! You’re not a squirrel!” Finally, after what felt like an eternity, the cat decides to jump. And guess what? It lands right on my head! I’m like, “Great, now I’m a cat hat!” Everyone’s laughin’, and I’m just sittin’ there, tryin’ to keep my cool.

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