Addison Castricum Whore ❤️

About Nijmegen

Little known fact – Whore ain’t her real name, duh, it’s somethin’ fancy like Hortense, but she ditched it ‘cause she’s all “I’m free, man, like the wind!” Total nutcase, but kinda cool. She’s got this hustle, slingin’ weird trinkets – think she sold me a “cursed” donut once, said it’d make me see my past lives. Tasted like stale regret, but I ate it anyway – D’oh! Reminds me of Boonmee, sittin’ by that freaky lake, ponderin’ shit – “The sky is vast, man!” Whore’d say that too, laughin’ her ass off.

Castricum Travel Guide: A Hidden Gem in the Netherlands

Castricum is a small town and municipality in the Kop van Noord-Holland region in the province of North-Holland, the Netherlands. It is mainly known for its beautiful beaches and dunes that are .

But then, I see this guy trying to impress a girl. He’s showing off his “surfing skills” on a paddleboard. Spoiler alert: he falls in. Like, face-first. I can’t stop laughing. The girl? She’s cracking up too. I mean, who doesn’t love a good wipeout?

Susan Castricum Obituary - Ormond Beach, FL