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Lemme drop a lil’ fact—didja know escort services go way back? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em! Called ‘em “comites”—fancy, huh? Guides, guards, whatever ya needed. Today? Same deal, just flashier. I saw this X post once—some dude braggin’ ‘bout his “escort” in Vegas. Linked to a pic—glitz, glam, fake smiles. Made me wanna parachute in and yell, “Get a real job!” But nah, I ain’t judgin’—okay, maybe a lil’. Ha!

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First off, I hit up the local bakery on de Hoogeweg. You know, the one with the best croissants? I’m talking buttery, flaky goodness. I grab one, and boom! My coffee spills all over my shirt. Great start, right? I’m standing there, looking like a total mess, and the baker just laughs. Like, dude, I’m not here for your comedy show!

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