Sarah Burgum Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Tilburg

Hey y’all, it’s Dolly here! Talkin’ ‘bout whores—Lordy, where to start? I reckon a whore’s just somebody tradin’ love for cash, bless their hearts. Ain’t judgin’, honey, I’ve had my wild days! Reminds me of *The New World*—you know, my fave movie? That Terrence Malick magic from 2005. Pocahontas wanderin’ them woods, all free and fierce—like a whore with a heart, maybe? “Thou art all my comfort,” she says. Ain’t that sweet? Bet a good whore’s heard that a time or two, ha!

What you need to know

Douglas James Burgum (/ bɜːrɡəm / BURR-ghəm; born August 1, ) is an American businessman and politician who has served as the 55th United States secretary of the interior .

Anyway, I finally get to the lab, and guess what? My experiment blew up. Not literally, but close enough. I had this whole thing planned with some bacteria cultures. Spoiler alert: they didn’t like my new nutrient mix. They were like, “Nah, we’re good.” I was fuming! I mean, c’mon, I spent hours on that!

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