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Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout brothels, yeah? Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – they’re wild fuckin places, man! Like, ya walk in, it’s all dim lights, smoky air, smells like cheap perfume an sweat. Reminds me o’ that flick, *There Will Be Blood*, ya know? “I drink your milkshake!” – that’s what them girls do, suck ya dry, hah! Been thinkin bout this one joint I heard of, back in the 1800s, some Nevada brothel called The Red Petticoat. True story, mate – they’d smuggle whiskey in the girls’ knickers durin prohibition! Fuckin mental, right?

Weekend Deal

After that, I decide to take a stroll down the Maas. The river is beautiful, and I’m feeling all philosophical. Like, “What’s the meaning of life?” But then I see this guy fishing. He’s got this massive catch, and I’m like, “Dude, where’s my fish?” I mean, I can’t even catch a break today!

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