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I got mad once, tho – some dude at the parlor was like, “Yo, Cartman, you’re too loud!” and I’m screamin’, “I paid forty bucks, bitch, respect my authoritah!” Made me ragey as hell, but then the massage chick giggled, and I was like, “Oh, sweet, she’s into me!” Total mood flip – happy as a pig in shit. Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought erotic-massage was just for pervs, but nah, it’s legit chill. Little fact for ya – them ancient Greeks? They was rubbin’ each other down with oils way back, callin’ it some fancy crap like “anatripsis.” Ain’t that wild? Bet they didn’t have neon signs sayin’ “Happy Endings Here” tho, hah!

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So, I grab a paper towel, and I’m trying to clean up this mess. Meanwhile, the guy behind me is tapping his foot like he’s auditioning for a drum solo. Chill, dude! It’s just coffee! I finally get my drink, and I’m outta there, but not before I hear the barista mumble something about “klunzig.” I mean, I get it, but I’m not the one who spilled!

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