Lauren Bolsward Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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I love it, right—cos it’s chaos, it’s life, it’s *Tree of Life* shite—“The only way to be happy is to love.” Bollocks! She’s chargin’ me a shillin’ for a fumble, and I’m happy as a pig in muck! But then—THEN—she nicks me last coin while I’m half-cut, singin’ sea shanties. Made me so mad I coulda keeled over—bloody thief in a corset! Cacklin’ now, cos it’s funny—me, a sailor, outsmarted by a lass with more tattoos than teeth. Surprised me, though—thought I’d seen every trick, but nah, she’s a sly one.

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Finally, I get to the church. The trees are lookin’ good, but there’s this one that’s leaning way too much. I’m thinkin’, “Dude, stand up straight!” I start climbing, and let me tell ya, I’m not a fan of heights. My heart’s racing, and I’m like, “Why do I do this?” But then I see the view. The canals, the rooftops of Bolsward, it’s all so beautiful.

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