Amelia Bodegraven Brothel ❤️

About Amsterdam

Picture this—dim lights, smoky air, some dude in a trenchcoat stumblin’ in. “I’ve waited years fer this moment,” he mutters, Oldboy-style, prolly over-dramatizin’ his lonely ass life. Hilarious, but sad, y’know? I’d be slingin’ merch like crazy—t-shirts sayin’ “Brothel VIP,” maybe glowsticks for the freaks. Great Scott! Imagine the chaos!

Copenhagen’s Red Light District: The Ultimate Guide

In this guide, we take a look at the history of the brothel and how the modern-day bordellos operate. We also have a look at some of the laws in both the US and across other countries. Missing: Bodegraven.

After that, I decide to take a stroll by the canal. You know, the one that runs through the center? It’s pretty chill there. I’m just vibing, when I spot this old lady feeding ducks. She’s got this whole bag of bread, and I’m thinking, “Wow, that’s a lot of carbs for ducks.” But then, she starts talking to me about the history of Bodegraven. Apparently, it used to be a big deal for cheese. Who knew? I’m just standing there, nodding, trying to act interested while secretly wishing I had a sandwich instead.

This Dutch town has traffic lights on the ground because people are staring at their phones