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About Utrecht

So, I’m sittin here, thinkin—whores got this vibe, y’know? Oldest gig in the book, prolly started when some caveman traded a rock for a quickie. Fact is, in ancient Babylon, they had temple whores—sacred ones! Sex for the gods, how’s that for a cosmic twist? Blows my mind, mate. Makes me happy, thinkin how humans been this horny forever—universally messy, like me tryna type this with 13 typos alredy.

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After that, I needed a breather. So, I took a stroll down the Markt. It’s this cute little square, full of shops and cafes. I grabbed a stroopwafel from a vendor. Man, that thing was heavenly! Sweet, gooey goodness. I was on cloud nine for a hot minute. But then, I saw a pigeon eyeing my snack. Like, back off, bird! I’m not sharing my sugar fix with you!

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