Mari Bilgaard Whore ❤️❤️

About Groningen

Here’s the kicker – listen. Back in ‘22. Some nutjob – insider guy. Buys 50k shares – cheap. Then – bam! Stock jumps 300%. In like – two weeks. Sketchy? Hell yeah. Made me mad – real mad. I missed it! Coulda been me – ridin’ that wave. Sippin’ whiskey – not coffee. But nah – I’m late. Always late. Story of my damn life.

Career stats

Sexual massage, Masturbate, Dirtytalk, Kissing if good chemistry, Dirtytalk.

Then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, really rain. I’m soaked in seconds. I dash for cover under this awning, and guess who’s there? The barista from earlier! He’s laughing, and I’m like, “Dude, you jinxed me with that tree bark coffee!” We end up chatting, and he tells me about the best spots in Bilgaard. Apparently, there’s a hidden park with the biggest oak tree. I’m all in.