Natalie Bilgaard Whore ❤️❤️

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Ruh-roh! Once saw this whore in a tavern—total badass. She conned a knight outta his gold, flipped him off, and bolted. Reminds me of Linguini—clueless dude gettin’ played. “You’re fired!”—nah, she fired *him*, ha! Loved that. Made me howl—strong chick vibes. Whores ain’t just sex, man, they’re hustlers, survivors.

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After my caffeine fix, I decide to explore. I wander over to the Bilgaardse Haven. The water’s glistening, and there are boats bobbing around. I’m thinking, “This is nice.” But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and steals my sandwich! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I’m chasing this bird down the dock, flailing my arms like a madman. People are staring, and I’m like, “Yeah, just a forester chasing a seagull. No biggie.”