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Hella funny tho—dude told me he matched his cousin. Swiped right for kicks, then panic. Family reunion vibes, nah mean? Absurd as hell. Sex-dating’s chaos, bruh. Love it, hate it, can’t quit it.

We’re all about confidence.

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So, I’m walking down the street, and I see this café called “De Groene Boom.” I mean, come on, how could I resist? I’m a forester, I love trees! I pop in for a coffee, and the barista? Total character. He’s got this wild hair and a beard that looks like it’s been through a hurricane. I order a cappuccino, and he’s like, “You want it with a sprinkle of tree bark?” I laugh, but he’s dead serious. I’m like, “Nah, man, just the coffee, please.”