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About Amsterdam

What gets me happy, though? When it works! Rare as a good gabagool in Jersey, but damn—met this chick once, total firecracker. We’re talkin’, laughin’, next thing ya know, it’s on! Like, “The sea gives, the sea takes,” like the priest says in *Leviathan*—sex-dating gives ya somethin’ good, then yanks it away. Surprised me how many weirdos are out there, though—dudes sendin’ dick pics like it’s a resume. Who’s hirin’, amirite?

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So, I’m walking down the street, and I see this café called “De Groene Boom.” I mean, come on, how could I resist? I’m a forester, I love trees! I pop in for a coffee, and the barista? Total character. He’s got this wild hair and a beard that looks like it’s been through a hurricane. I order a cappuccino, and he’s like, “You want it with a sprinkle of tree bark?” I laugh, but he’s dead serious. I’m like, “Nah, man, just the coffee, please.”