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Found one once, right? Little known tale—girl called Lysa, not *that* Lysa, different one. Worked outta some high-end brothel near the Red Keep. Had this trick—could hum a tune while, y’know, *workin’*. Made me laugh, which pissed me off cos I don’t laugh easy. “Such a charming place,” I mocked her, straight from *Grand Budapest*, but she just winked. Cheeky bitch. Charged me double, said it’s cos I’m “queenly.” Fuckin’ nerve—made me wanna slap her, but I paid. She was good, alright? Surprised me, and I hate surprises.

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After the rain stops, I make my way to that park. It’s called “Het Groene Hart.” And wow, it’s beautiful. The oak tree is massive, like something outta a fairy tale. I sit under it, just chillin’, and I can’t help but feel grateful. This city, with all its craziness, has a charm.