Stella Bergeyk Erotic Massage ❤️

About Rotterdam

So, I dig into this shit – erotic-massage got roots, bro, way back in ancient China, them Taoist cats were all bout “energy flow,” chi or whatever, rubbin to balance your horny soul. Little known fact – they’d use freakin jade rollers, not just hands, to get ya goin! Imagine that, cold stone on your junk, wild, right? Got me laughin – “This is my last night, asshole!” – like Monty yellin at the mirror, but it’s me yellin at my masseuse for skimpin on the oil.

Regular Massages

I am a licensed massage therapist and it is my goal to provide you with the ultimate FBSM experience. Along with a skilled and relaxing massage, enjoy a fine cocktail, a highly visual .

First off, I’m cruising down the Molenstraat, coffee in hand, feeling like a boss. But then, BAM! A pigeon decides my shoulder is its personal landing pad. Like, dude, I’m not a statue! I freak out, spill my coffee all over my new shirt. Great start, right? I’m standing there, flapping my arms like a maniac, and this old lady on the corner just cackles at me. Thanks, lady. Real supportive.

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