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Little-known fact: in Japan, they got this thing called Nuru massage—uses seaweed gel, slippin’ and slidin’ like you’re in a Wes Anderson dream sequence! I’m obsessed, but it’s messy, like Richie Tenenbaum’s heartbreak, yo. Gotta shower after or you’re stickin’ to everything—learned that the hard way, ruined my favorite kicks! Oh, and don’t sleep on the history—Tantra’s where it’s at, ancient India was *wild* with the sensual vibes, connectin’ body and soul. Blew my mind when I read that, like, “I’ve always been considered an asshole,” but damn, Tantra’s got depth!

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While I’m juggling calls, I hear this loud crash outside. I rush to the window, and what do I see? A delivery truck has backed into a lamppost on the Markt. I’m dying laughing. The driver hops out, looking like he just saw a ghost. I’m thinking, “Dude, you’re in Bergen-op-Zoom, not a demolition derby!”

Watch The Terrifying Moment A Train Smashes Through A Stranded Bus In The Netherlands