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About The Hague

Lemme spill a tidbit—did ya know, back in olden days, whores in some places were sacred? Yeah, temple gals in Mesopotamia, bangin’ for the gods! Imagine that—screwin’ your way to divine favor. Bet they had some smug mischief goin’, too, winkin’ at the priests like, “Bless me harder, mate.” Cracks me up thinkin’ about it—holy whores outsmartin’ the lot! Nowadays, it’s all grime, no glory—makes me a bit mad, actually. Where’s the flair, the chaos they deserve?

Daftar isi

James Van Der Beek: Yeah. What an attention-whore. June Colburn: [looking at screen] Oh no! There's a dead body underneath that tarp! [on-screen, dogs yap.

As I was walkin’ back, I passed by the old windmill. It’s kinda iconic for Beek. I took a selfie, of course. Gotta document the day, right? But then, I tripped over a rock. Classic me. I fell, and my phone went flyin’. Luckily, it didn’t break. Phew!

Van Beek: Safety during seasonal transitions