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But here’s the kicker—everybody lies, even the masseuse. Says it’s “spiritual,” but her smirk’s screamin’ “tip me big, limp.” I’m laughin’ inside, thinkin’—is this enlightenment or a boner with extra steps? Probs both. Another fun fact: old Chinese emperors got this as a “health boost”—code for gettin’ frisky without the wife knowin’. History’s wild, man.

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But then, outta nowhere, this dude bumps into me. I spill my stroopwafel all over my shirt. I’m fuming! Like, come on, man! I’m just tryna enjoy my day! I give him the stink eye, but he just shrugs and walks away. Rude, right?