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I’m sittin’ here, mind racin’, thinkin’ ‘bout how Margot Tenenbaum would handle this—cool, detached, but secretly into it. Sexual-massage, man, it’s like, “I’m very, very sorry for your loss,” but then you’re like, “Wait, this feels amazing!” Humor me, but it’s true—people get nervous, think it’s just porn sh*t, but nope, it’s legit. Therapists train years, learn pressure points, oils, vibes. Little known fact: in Japan, they had “geisha massages” back in the day, all classy and secretive. Surprised me, made me laugh—classy hoes givin’ rubs? Wild!

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After that, I’m feeling all hyped, so I decide to hit up the café on the Hoofdstraat. You know, the one with the best coffee? I order a cappuccino, and the barista, she’s super cute. I’m trying to play it cool, but my heart’s racing. I’m like, “Can I get a heart in my coffee?” She rolls her eyes but smiles. I’m winning, right?

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