Mia Axel Whore ❤️

About Eindhoven

Lemme tell ya, I see her, sittin’ quiet, eyes sharp, sizin’ up the room. Ain’t no damsel, fam—this chick’s a hustler, playin’ chess while we’re all stuck on checkers. Got me thinkin’—whore ain’t just a word, it’s a damn *vibe*. She’s the one who knows secrets, little-known shit, like how back in old Europe, whores ran underground networks—tradin’ info, dodgin’ kings. Bet you didn’t know that, huh? Surprised the hell outta me—smart as fuck, made me grin like a kid.

THE KING’S WHORE (AXEL CORTI, 1990): STORIA MODERNA E TRAGEDIA ANTICA NELLA CORTE SABAUDA

Set in the 17th-century, an Italian nobleman weds an impoverished countess, who is wooed by the King of Piedmont and faces pressure from his entire court to succumb to his wishes.

But then, BAM! I see this guy on a bike, and he’s zoomin’ past. He swerves to avoid a pigeon and crashes into a stall. Cheese everywhere! I’m talkin’ a full-on dairy disaster. I can’t help but laugh. The guy’s okay, but the cheese? RIP, my dude.

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