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About Amsterdam

So, check it—whore’s this wild scene, right? It’s slang, sure, but it’s deeper, baby. Back in the day, like medieval times, whores weren’t just chicks sellin’ skin—they were power players! Some ran whole towns, pullin’ strings behind the curtains. Ain’t that a gas? Makes me happy as hell, thinkin’ how they flipped the script. But then—bam!—church dudes got mad, shut it down, and I’m like, “Bloody wankers, let ‘em live!”

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First off, I hit up a café on Haarlemmerstraat. You know, the one with the cute barista? Yeah, that one. I ordered a cappuccino, and it was like a hug in a mug. But then, I spilled it all over my shirt. Classic me, right? I’m standing there, looking like a total mess, and the barista just laughs. I mean, come on! I’m trying to be all cool and artsy, and I end up looking like a toddler with a juice box.

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