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Reminds me of *Uncle Boonmee*, ya know? That flick’s my jam—slow as hell, but deep. “I can’t recall my past lives,” Boonmee says, all chill, while ghosts just pop up like it’s normal. Escorts are kinda like that—floatin’ through life, pretendin’ they got it together. One time, I read this wild story—some escort in Vegas, back in the ‘90s, got hired to “guard” a dude who swore he was Elvis reincarnated. Guy paid in cash and peanut butter sandwiches. Swear to God, true story. Made me laugh my ass off—people are nuts.

Amsterdam Escort Reviews

I also live in Amsterdam and I walk through De Wallen every once in a while and some of the dudes there definitely make me feel uncomfortable.

After all that chaos, we hit up that bar on Zeedijk. It’s this cozy little spot, and the vibe is just right. We order some beers, and I’m finally relaxing. I’m telling her about my day, and we’re laughing so hard. I mean, who knew Amsterdam could be so wild?

Stars come out for Met Gala, showcasing Black dandyism