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Here’s a little factoid for ya—didja know in ancient Rome, prostitutes wore blonde wigs? True story! Stand out from the “good girls,” right? I’m imaginin’ that now—blonde wig, toga, standin’ there like, “Hey, big boy, 5 denarii!” Hilarious! But today? It’s all back alleys and shady Craigslist vibes—makes me wanna scream! I’m thinkin’, why’s this still a thing? Legalize it already, tax it, make it less… grimy! I’m pissed, okay—pissed at the system!

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I’m already fuming, but whatever. I grab a black coffee instead. Bitter like my mood. I stroll down the street, and I’m just vibin’, ya know? Then I see this dude on a bike, totally wiping out on the sidewalk. I’m talkin’ full-on cartoon fall. I can’t help but laugh. Like, bro, you good? He just gets up, brushes it off, and rides away like a champ. Amstelveen’s got some tough folks, I’ll give ‘em that.

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