Hazel Amersfoort Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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She aint perfect, tho. Got messy hair, chipped nails, prolly smells like cheap perfume and cheaper whiskey. But that’s the charm, ya feel me? Like WALL-E’s busted wheels, it’s real shit. I respeck that. She aint tryna be no Barbie, she just Whore, takin’ names, breakin’ chains. Sometimes I’m like, “Girl, slow down!” but nah, she too fast, zoomin’ like, “Eee-vah!” full speed ahead.

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First off, I head to the market at the Hof, you know, the one with all the fresh veggies and stuff. I’m just minding my own business, checking out some rad tomatoes, when I bump into this dude. He’s like, “Hey, you’re the stove guy!” I’m like, “Yeah, that’s me!” But then he starts ranting about how his stove is “totally broken” and how he “can’t cook his famous stroopwafels.” Like, dude, priorities! I mean, who can’t live without stroopwafels, right?

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