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I’m scrollin these sites, thinkin, “Is this real or am I in the limbo?”—yep, straight outta *Inception*. Some profiles got pics so blurry you’d think they’re ghosts. Others? Too perfect, like they’re tryna plant an idea in yer head, yknow, inception-style. “The dream is collapsing,” I mutter, when one site crashes mid-chat—poof, gone, $20 bucks down the drain. Pissed me off somethin fierce! But then, ha, this one gal—she’s got a parrot squawkin in the background, swear to God, and I’m laughin my ass off. “That bird deserve a medal,” I says.

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Anyway, I’m trying to be nice, but I’m also thinking, “Bro, I’m not a miracle worker.” So, I give him my card and tell him to swing by later. But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring! I mean, it’s like someone dumped a bucket of water on us. I’m soaked, my card’s ruined, and I’m just standing there like a wet dog.

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