Lauren Alkmaar Whore ❤️❤️

About The Hague

So, check this—prostitutes been around forever, right? Like, back in ancient Rome, they had these chicks called “lupae,” which means she-wolves, ‘cause they’d howl to get customers. How freakin’ cool is that? I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “Damn, that’s badass!”—way better than Kyle’s lame history lessons. Makes me happy as hell imagining some chick howlin’ in a toga, but then I get pissed ‘cause modern hookers ain’t that creative no more. Where’s the flair, huh? Respect my authoritah—I’d make ‘em howl again!

How does a visit to our sex workers work?

The Achterdam is a red light district in the Dutch city of Alkmaar, 30 km North of Amsterdam. It is the only place in Alkmaar where window prostitution is permitted. Achterdam is situated about .

So, I head back to my workshop, ready to tackle this new project. I’m in the zone again, but then I hear this loud noise outside. I peek out, and there’s a parade! Like, what? In the middle of the week? It’s a whole thing, with floats and music. I can’t help but smile.

Claudio Ranieri ‘angry, disappointed’ after loss to Alkmaar