Lila Fuvahmulah Whore ❤️

About Mahibadhoo

I reckon she’s got a story, yeah? Like, maybe she’s da “Tiny Dancer” of her crew, holdin it down wiv her girls. In “Almost Famous,” dey got groupies, right, followin da band, livin wild. Whores ain’t so different, fam - dey got their own backstage pass to life, seein shit we don’t. Bet she’s seen mad tings, like some posh toff in a gimp mask or a vicar wiv a secret stash of naughty mags. Little known fact, innit - back in Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets wiv secret codes sewn in da linin, spyin for da underworld. Proper 007 vibes, yo!

Willkommen auf Fuvahmulah

In this series about Maldivian legend and lore, our first edition looks at the atoll of Fuvahmulah, the land of the areca nut palm, as told by island natives.

Turns out, some dude on a bike crashed into a lamppost. Classic Fuvahmulah moment, right? Everyone’s lookin’ at him like he’s a ghost. I can’t help but chuckle. I mean, c’mon, dude! You gotta watch where you’re goin’.

Woman attempting to smuggle drugs into Fuvahmulah arrested