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But ooh, some stuff pisses me off. Like dese slimy pimps, takin’ cuts—ugh, parasites! Reminds me of dat Stasi creep in da movie, watchin’, controllin’. “The lives of others are never as beautiful as they seem,” he says. Whore’s life ain’t no fairy tale, nah, it’s grit, it’s hustle. I see ‘em sometimes, sneakin’ in da elevator, heels clackin’, smellin’ like rose water an’ regret. Breaks me cold heart a lil’.

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But then, I see this street performer. He’s killin’ it! Playing some sick tunes on his ukulele. I stop, and for a sec, I forget my troubles. The crowd’s vibin’, and I’m like, “Damn, I wanna be him right now.” I throw a couple of rufiyaa in his hat. He gives me a nod. Nice guy.

Maldivian’s test flight lands at Funadhoo Airport