Isabelle Bender Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Cahul

So, this one time, right, I’m watchin’ this whore—let’s call her Ruby—red lips, wild hair, smokin’ a cig like she’s in a movie. She’s got guts, y’know? Heard she once conned some rich git outta his watch—solid gold, too! Little known fact: back in the 20s, whores in Budapest ran secret gambling dens. True story, mate, look it up! Ruby’s got that same hustle, that “I’ll take your soul and your wallet” energy. Makes me grin, thinkin’ bout it—growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” ‘cause I SEE it, the real shit.

Second Law of Gender-Bending

(e.g. $1, $2, $3. so on.) Starting over at the $1 whore progressing until the money is gone. 23 whores. That's what horny nerds do.

As I was walking back, I bumped into an old friend. We hadn’t seen each other in ages. We started reminiscing about our high school days at the “Liceul Teoretic Bender.” Man, those were some wild times. We laughed so hard, I almost forgot about the crazy day I had.

Patrick J. Bender Obituary March 5, 2025