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About Dubasari

Me? I’d be pissed if I got catfished—some chick posts a pic, all hot and shit, then bam, she’s a troll IRL. Like, “I ate octopus alive for this?!”—straight outta *Oldboy*. Happened to a buddy once—swore she was 25, turned out 50. Greed blinded him, man. But when it works? Oh, fuck yeah—happy as a pig in shit. Last time, this girl—legs for days—knew her worth, charged double. I’m like, “You’re tearing me apart!”—dramatic as hell, but I paid. Worth it.

Soldanesti, Romania

So, I settled for some weird herbal tea. Ugh. Not the same vibe, ya know? I’m sitting there, sipping this green sludge, and I see this old dude, probably in his 80s, trying to parallel park on Strada 31 August. He’s going back and forth, like, 10 times. I’m just watching, laughing my ass off. Finally, he gets it right, and I’m like, “Dude, you’re a legend!”

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