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Lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy – back in the day, like Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with razor blades sewn in their skirts! Proper stealth, fam! Ain’t that wild? I’d be ragin’ if some bird sliced me pocket while I’m tryna buy a chop. Makes me wanna shout, “Submit to my will!” like that nutter in *Zodiac*. But nah, they’re just tryna eat, same as me – respect the grind, innit?

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So, I’m walking, right? And I see this cute café on Strada Mihai Eminescu. I’m like, “Let’s grab a coffee.” I order a cappuccino, and the barista, this dude with a crazy mustache, spills it all over the counter. I’m like, “Dude, you okay?” He just laughs it off. I mean, who spills coffee at 9 AM? Only in Causeni, man.

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