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Alright, mate, listen up! I’m Dr. Evil, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cause why not? Whores, man, they’re like the oil in *There Will Be Blood*—dirty, messy, and everybody’s scrappin’ for a piece. I saw this flick, right, and Daniel Plainview, that mad bastard, he’s all like, “I drink your milkshake!”—screamin’ it, wild-eyed. That’s a whore to me, yeah? Suckin’ up everything ‘til there’s nothin’ left. Gets me pumped, that energy, that hustle!

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After that, I’m feeling kinda hungry, so I swing by the local market on Jāņa iela. It’s packed with fresh veggies and homemade goodies. I grab some bread and cheese, and this old lady starts chatting me up. She’s telling me about her garden and how her tomatoes are the best in Cesis. I’m nodding along, but honestly, I’m just thinking about how I can’t wait to eat.

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